I walked one day with a few friends of mine and one of them uttered the legendary phrase: “Dude, this is the funniest shit you have ever heard…”

And it was.

Thus was Fat Goth Poetry born.  We went a few rounds at the food court, embodying the very thing we sought to ridicule, and realized the absolute epic nature of this idea.

There is nothing that humans love more than to point a finger and laugh at others, and as far as the social totem pole goes, you can guarantee that bottom totem is jamming a Oreo in its mouth.

If you find this site offensive, you’re right.

If you think we are talking about you, we are.

If you think we are deplorable human beings who truly deserve to be murdered on sight, then you are absolutely correct.

If this site makes you hate us, well then get in line, because the hate and ridicule train starts right here.  You can even be the caboose on the hate-train, fatty.